Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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