well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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