one might say we're banned from that church
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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