Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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