Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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