i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
