he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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