I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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