He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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