Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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