I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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