i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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