They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
