I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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