Can Purell be used as lube?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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