is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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