he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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