Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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