if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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