i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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