so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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