Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid