Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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My pussy is not your playground.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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