u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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