the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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