Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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