yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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