I wanna bring you to show and tell
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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