i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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