I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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