Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Operation Purity has been aborted
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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