Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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