I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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