what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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