i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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