His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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