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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
you never un-have a 4some
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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