But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
That's intense
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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