we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Terrible idea I love it
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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