just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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