ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
