Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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