she was so not down for the gang bang
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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