In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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