marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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