I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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