Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
so much tequila, so little girl.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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