i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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