we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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