is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
tell me about the eggs
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