She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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