nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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