Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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