You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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