I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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