i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
babies were throwing up all over the place
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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