I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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