Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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